In the mood for a poem? I’m not.
But here’s one, courtesy of Beto O’Rourke. It’s from 1988, and Beto wrote it while in the hacking group “Cult of the Dead Cow.”
As RedState’s Brandon Morse covered previously, he also wrote murder fantasies. But here’s a real humdinger of a rhyme just in time for that special someone, on the occasion of an anniversary or just to let them know you care.
Don’t just read it; feel it.
Interpret as you wish:
I need a butt-shine,
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Buff my b*lls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my a**,
Scrub my b*lls.
The Cow has risen,
Thus spake SuperBeto, 2020 presidential candidate.
Breathe his feet.
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